Feb. 14: For teens wanting to escape Valentine’s Day

If you are 13 to 18 and sick of everything pink and lovey-dovey, Northern District Library at 40 Orchard View Blvd. has just the party for you.

The Anti-Valentine’s Party offers a romance-free zone to hang out in — with moody music, cranky crafts and lots of chocolate — on Feb. 14 from 4 to 5:30 p.m.

It’s free, with no registration required.

For more information call the library at 416-393-7603.

And what’s the Valentine’s Day equivalent of “Bah Humbug”?